First let me say thank you for finally switching out of flip flops into boots. They may be Ug Boots, but at least I don’t have to look at smell your feet anymore.
Please do us all a favor by taking your car out to a big, empty parking lot tonight. Do some doughnuts. Slide around. Get a feel for what it’s like to drive in snow.
Then quit driving like idiots.
I’m happy to give lessons in this, anything to help out the situation.
Someone who doesn’t think 4 inches of snow is a sign of the apocalypse
PS – As much as it might feel like it is helping, screaming does not, in fact, improve the situation.