More for my own amusement, but it’s awesome anyway..
11:22 AM Caleb: Sorry to interrupt
me: is ok
11:23 AM what’s up?
Caleb: but … if you’re there … check this out:
11:24 AM me: hey
what about it?
Caleb: look at the face
me: it’s sort of you
Caleb: it is
me: that’s kind of fucked
now i’m like all spanish an’ shit
11:25 AM me: and old as sin
Caleb: geee, thanks will
i mean if you’re the guy in the pic
Caleb: Don Dorian grey
11:26 AM me: and just as sexy
Caleb: you know this!
me: deep in my bones, yes
Caleb: i love it … “older ‘n dirt, and twice as sexy”
11:27 AM me: dirt can be sexy
when you’ve been outside working, and you’re all grimy and ripped and stuff
11:28 AM i prefer working on computers, but you know, whatever
11:30 AM Caleb: lol
11:31 AM um …. “older than a vacuum tube, and 22/7ths as sexy”?
11:32 AM me: ok, that’s hot.
11:33 AM that makes status message
11:34 AM 🙂
you slay me
me: along with “are you a differentiable function?”
Caleb: but only in a non-corpreal, MMORPG kinda way.
me: “’cause i’d like to be tangent to your curves”
Caleb: OOOOOH DAMN
with the mad calculus lovin’
me: or, when really drunk, “are you a differentiable function? ’cause i’d like to bone ya”
11:35 AM Caleb: I thought it was “Are you an archaeo-anthropologist? Cos i’d like to show you a bone …”
11:36 AM mmm
i’m gonna be thinking of crazy suave geek come-ons all day now
thanks will, porductivity = 0
11:37 AM me: hee
the new electronics!
Caleb: the conductivity of a slap-base line?
11:38 AM brb
Thanks to Matt, as always, for the fabulous calculus pick-up line.
Thanks for the lolocaust at work, Willow. 😛 Now all my coworkers think I’m crazy.
Is that a topological anomaly in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
is this going too far?
Are you okay? Because it seems like you’ve undergone an extended period of gravitational acceleration to the point of terminal velocity…
Angular momentum (you spin me right ’round, baby…)
Your beauty absolute
Two rays beaming from your
Be not unwavering
But bend yourself to me
Re: Angular momentum (you spin me right ’round, baby…)
Which has two follow-ups, both of which (unsurprisingly) come from xkcd:
http://www.xkcd.com/c123.html (thanks to Willow for alerting me to the mouseover text on the latter)