I’ve come to the realization that my quest for self-sufficiency and independence is legitimized through zombies.
Must keep a full tank of gas in case of zombies.
Must keep in shape in case of zombies.
Must learn how to shoot a gun in case of zombies.
Must know how to drive a manual, ride a motorcycle, etc… in case of zombies.
If the infrastructure gives way, I’ll know how to handle myself.
So really, the Singularity and zombies are the same thing on some days.
I’m actually glad to know I’m not the only one who has those same rules FOR THOSE SAME REASONS.
same rules work for Raptors too.
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That’s so weird you said that, because I was just reading this patron review of 30 Days of Night and they totally said the vampires in it were like the zombies in 28 Days Later meets the Raptors in Jurassic Park.
Which totally is connected in my head how they’re related, although I’m not sure that it will makes sense to others.
Also, being in shape to outrun Raptors isn’t likely to work. The car and motorcycles work too. *nod*
xkcd FTW, once again
Do you not mean Reavers? Actually they are just Zombies in space, so ignore the question.
LOL
Ditto.
Read it from the beginning
http://www.zombageddon.com
One of my favorite entries:
http://zombageddon.blogspot.com/2007/07/school-daze.html
As one who is life/death dependent on the current pharmaceutical distribution network, when it all goes to hell I’ll most likely be that guy. You know, the one who makes that heroic last stand equipped with a couple shotguns and a machete. I’ll cover your mad dash escape to the helipad when the zombies penetrate our secret base.
Of course, this means that I’ll be back later as a zombie, myself. You won’t have any trouble offing me at that point, will you?
wow. i should totally keep my gas tank full now that i think about it.
iawtc
tc,iawt.
Re: iawtc
is that wave particle lingo?
I’m pretty sure she was talking about a real gun.
a.k.a. The Shotgun
a.k.a. Zombie Repellent
a.k.a. My Boom Stick
Re: Gee…
To each their own. I am more accurate with a shotgun.
“unlimited rounds in a back pack”
I want one of those back packs!
hehehehe
Honestly, I don’t care for guns at all. Just don’t tell my Master Sergeant that.
You are fantastic.
Don’t forget learning some cool blade combat tricks. They’ll make you infinitely cooler [at least in my eyes] than just knowledge of how to shoot a gun…plus, as Max Brooks says, a blade can’t run out of bullets.
I’m glad I’m probably not the only one that sees a raging forest fire of unknown origins or seemingly unprovoked civil uprising quickly quelled by the government on the news and thinks zombie-outbreak cover-up.
People think I’m weird for always sitting with my back against the wall. Ha!
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One can always count on zombies (and horny, but very inadequate white guys) to fuck things up.
At least the Singularity will be able to say more than just “Brains” as it comes shambling after you.
(Of course, one oughtn’t say that zombies shamble, so much as “walk with the quiet grace born of a long struggle with chronic rigor mortis.”)