so today was my last day at Martin’s.
so I wore the hair. (see picture page)
lots of old people coming up to me saying “what did you do to your hair?!”
“it’s just foam. wanna feel?”
the best part was a little girl running up, staring blatently at me, and then looking up at her mom. “can i be like her when i grow up?”
Was chatting with a co-worker about how much money we could get for parts of our body on the black market, upping each other each time. Because he is… a good size larger than I am, he kept claiming he would get more money. Then I said that since I was a girl I could just pump out babies and sell them. The customer currently in the line looked at me and said something to the effect of “you shouldn’t talk about that around other people. that’s highly illegal.” I explained to her that I was joking. She said that child services wouldn’t think it was funny.
Do some people have NO sense of humor?