The Spoon has aquired the best wine ever.
Not the best tasting, although it’s not too shabby for $10 a bottle.
The reason it is the best is the following:
Yes, folks, that’s a mansion with lighting behind it, directly under the name DARK CELLARS in what is clearly a bad font even to my untrained eye.
It also includes a bad poem, too terrible to transcribe here, in continuing bad fonts and Halloween colors.
Just to prove how bad it was, we drank 3 bottles of it.