bodies

So back in Indiana, when I had started running and lifting and all that… I realized that I’m genetically predisposed to building muscle. I should have realized this by looking at my brother.

So I quit.

Girls aren’t supposed to have lots of muscle, right?

Then I moved out to Seattle. And I got into Parkour. And suddenly I feel like a badass. (ie). I’m starting to look more like what Libby describes as “built like a brick shit house” when referring to certain individuals. I thought about worrying about it again. I’ve always been fairly comfortable with my body, but that doesn’t mean I’m up to the task of the social rammifications of continuing to go full-throttle at an activity I love.

Then, having a picnic with some fellow Monkees on Sunday, we shared a quiet moment, munching on bread and cheese and meat, looking over Freeway Park. Brandee asked, “so Willow, what’s your zombie weapon of choice?” And because I had thought this out, I didn’t need much time to explain that I would use a machete, and listed my reasons. “You?” “Shovel.” We discussed pros and cons of carrying around something so bulky. Baron pointed out a military folding shovel as his weapon of choice. “Janine?” “My hands. I just want to… rip them apart. Anything that gets in the way of movement is a danger.”

Needless to say, Janine is a badass. She is also very feminine and built like a brick shit house.

And that’s when I realized I really don’t give a shit if doing something I love makes my form non-standard for social guidelines. Because I’m going to survive the zombie apocalypse. Maybe those skinny models will, too, but mostly because there’s nothing on them to eat.

It used to confuse me, why so many people who were extrodinarily into tech and The Future were also into basic survival skills… but I think it has to do with being aware of how fucked up things are, and how fucked we might cause ourselves to be at some point.

Also, the endorphins are rad.

disclaimer: kicking zombie ass isn’t the only survival skill. Also included are cooking, gardening, mechanics, etc… all of which I’m fairly limited at. Please don’t take my joy in my skill set as devaluing your skill set. We’ll make it work together.

1,695 thoughts on “bodies

  1. I love your muscles! Don’t change a thing (except to get stronger).

    I just got the weightlifting bug a few months ago and have been delighted by how strong I feel (and, frankly, how sexy my new muscles look).

    And I will totally let you eat my garden produce if you keep the zombies off my tomatoes…

  2. I love your muscles! Don’t change a thing (except to get stronger).

    I just got the weightlifting bug a few months ago and have been delighted by how strong I feel (and, frankly, how sexy my new muscles look).

    And I will totally let you eat my garden produce if you keep the zombies off my tomatoes…

  3. I love your muscles! Don’t change a thing (except to get stronger).

    I just got the weightlifting bug a few months ago and have been delighted by how strong I feel (and, frankly, how sexy my new muscles look).

    And I will totally let you eat my garden produce if you keep the zombies off my tomatoes…

  4. Good. I am glad you have that figured out. Not just your weapon of choice, but realizing the muscular chicks are uber sexy.

    This is also where I self-consciously say, I wanna do Parkour. How do I start?

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

    • Classes happen three times a week at NW Crossfit in Greenlake.

      We jam every Saturday at Gasworks and Sunday at Freeway (hit and miss on people, so be in touch). Or you can join me on my lunch break and I’ll teach you basics. washingtonparkour.com is a great starting point!

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    This is also where I self-consciously say, I wanna do Parkour. How do I start?

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  46. Good. I am glad you have that figured out. Not just your weapon of choice, but realizing the muscular chicks are uber sexy.

    This is also where I self-consciously say, I wanna do Parkour. How do I start?

  47. Good. I am glad you have that figured out. Not just your weapon of choice, but realizing the muscular chicks are uber sexy.

    This is also where I self-consciously say, I wanna do Parkour. How do I start?

  48. Good. I am glad you have that figured out. Not just your weapon of choice, but realizing the muscular chicks are uber sexy.

    This is also where I self-consciously say, I wanna do Parkour. How do I start?

  49. Good. I am glad you have that figured out. Not just your weapon of choice, but realizing the muscular chicks are uber sexy.

    This is also where I self-consciously say, I wanna do Parkour. How do I start?

  50. Good. I am glad you have that figured out. Not just your weapon of choice, but realizing the muscular chicks are uber sexy.

    This is also where I self-consciously say, I wanna do Parkour. How do I start?

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