I know I’ve updated an ass-ton today, but this cannot be missed:
this website is fucking… well, it would be funny if they weren’t SERIOUS
how about how Pterosaurs still exist (and give homage to god?) (also, see cut below)
all this =
me: so yeah…
me: dinosaur staffs and stuff
ben: hell yeah!
ben: mede mine yesterday… never know when those bitches are going to attack
me: ha ha ha
ben: my plan is to get them while they’re praying
ben: could you imagine?
ben: I’m just gonna kneel here and pray for a bit
ben: AH! FUCK! FLOOD WATERS!
ben: *bubble bubble*
corey: I mean, how did he NOT see that coming?
corey: I mean, he’s got WINGS
me: corey just said he’s ashamed to be a christian
*wipes tear from eye*
Ahh… Good times.