dinosaur staffs

I know I’ve updated an ass-ton today, but this cannot be missed:

this website is fucking… well, it would be funny if they weren’t SERIOUS

care for their kids page?

how about how Pterosaurs still exist (and give homage to god?) (also, see cut below)

and this one just pisses me off

all this =
(slightly shortened)
me: so yeah…

me: dinosaur staffs and stuff

ben: hell yeah!

ben: mede mine yesterday… never know when those bitches are going to attack

me: ha ha ha

ben: my plan is to get them while they’re praying

ben: could you imagine?

ben: I’m just gonna kneel here and pray for a bit


ben: *bubble bubble*

corey: I mean, how did he NOT see that coming?

corey: I mean, he’s got WINGS

me: corey just said he’s ashamed to be a christian

*wipes tear from eye*
Ahh… Good times.

5 thoughts on “dinosaur staffs

  1. Ok, I have to say that it’s people and organisations like the one(s) running that site that make me want to scream. Have a look here.

    My favourite lines so far are these:

    “Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism”


    “However, these propagandists aren’t just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called… Darwin! That’s right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don’t advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an “Open Source” license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, “lickable” buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.”


    “Chained to Evolutionism: Pokemon’s pro-Darwinism propaganda is inescapable”

    and from the “4kidz” page

    Spiritual Safety Tip

    What should you do if you find an Atheist?

    If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,

    You may be moved to try and witness to
    these poor lost souls yourself, however

    Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God’s Word.

    Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.”

    I really hope that this site is a well played and well thought out joke, really I do. It’d be completely unbelievable if it really is truely serious and there are people out there who believe this dribble. Perhaps they should invest in a better dictionary, one that correctly defines the word “propaganda.”

    • oh my god.

      Because the Apple for Macs is TOTALLY the original apple, and since there’s a bite out of it, it means they’re ANTI-CHRIST!

      as corey just said “they can kiss my BLACK ASS!”

      And we’re only a cult (of Mac users) because the rest of the world hasn’t seen the light yet.

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