I demand bowling.
I demand bowling on Tuesday Wednesday of next week.
I am, however, uncertain of where the best place to do this would be as well as how to get my sorry ass there.
Any one want to forcefully place heavy balls into gutters with me?
I offer cookies.
Mardi Gras bowling?
crap!
Now Ash Wednesday Bowling!
Happy Lent everyone!
*throws confetti*
bowling on ash wednesday! that rules!
The Power of Christ (“the Bowler”) Compels YOU!
You are in on this… right?!
sign me up.
i’m in
um suburban lanes. we havent bowled in like two years
Let’s do it!
I go bowling at Suburban every Tuesday. I am loved there. 😀
I am totally down/up for that. Tuesday/Wednesday/whenever.
It’s going to be a bowling week for you then, huh?
Wednesday it is. If you don’t come, I will forever haunt you from the grave.
I am fine with having a bowling week.
And the thought of being eternally haunted from the grave by you is enough to make me run on my hands and knees to Suburban Lanes.
“Fuck it… Let’s go bowling.”
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Jesus Quintana: What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man – ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click.”
Probably my favorite movie. Well, in my top five. I think I can quote the entire thing.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Count me in on this Holy Bowling business.
Body of Christ, shed for you!
We’ll be Holy Bowlers instead of Holy Rollers!
Yay!
“forcefully place heavy balls into gutters with me?”
Well, if you insist!
(can’t believe I missed that earlier!!!)
Re: “forcefully place heavy balls into gutters with me?”
Hah!
I am teh winn-ah!