david bowie is very much like a unicorn.
discuss.
ps – i’m posting this via my phone
willowbl00
adventures in assimilation
david bowie is very much like a unicorn.
discuss.
ps – i’m posting this via my phone
pfft.
I’d like to see a unicorn pull of Tesla and Pilate.
hmmm.
well. he is mythical and rarely appears, then is gone when you try to get a good look at him.
and both are ‘Afriad of Americans’. As they should be.
That’s because he’s “under pressure” all the time.
touché
David Bowie
Thanks to those tights, I think I saw his horn in Labyrinth…
Re: David Bowie
dont make me snort my cool-ade
Re: David Bowie
Muhuhuhuhahaha!
If you mean, both are spikey and in my basement… then you might be right.
1. This entire idea makes me dizzy and hyperventilate.
2. Unicorns are too good to be true. David Bowie is too good to be true. Therefore unicorns=David Bowie.
Wait.
I’m pretty sure he’ll touch non-Virgins. Unlike a Unicorn.
I’ll touch non virgins too. WOO! HOOO! I’M A UNICORN, no wait I’M DAVID BOWIE wait I’M A TRUMPET PLAYER oops wrong horn
I think he’s more like my dog Joe, mainly because of the differently-colored-eye thing.
They’re both timeless.
There is no crappy mundane version of David Bowie.
They’ve both shown up in D&D sessions I’ve played in.
David Bowie is capable of being a pirate, whereas unicorns are incapable.
They both make me think of the 80s.
Fuckin’ nobody feasts on the flesh of David Bowie.
We thought this while talking about “The Man Who Fell to Earth” and how there’s a bit where David Bowie is trying to not sing.
“David Bowie trying to hit a false note is like a unicorn trying to tell a lie.”
Come to find out, David Bowie should have gotten the role as the Lord of Darkness for Legend, but Tim Curry got it instead.
aw crap
I really am brain-dead today (too many zombies around).
That was Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island, not legend (and obviously not the lord of darkness).
We should watch Muppet movies sometime soon.