Jesus is a pretty cool guy, all things considered. Right now I’m re-reading Illusions: the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah. Reminds me of awesome Jesus-themed things.
For instance:
For my 23rd birthday I received a lot of ponies. This was one such pony, but somewhere along the way it lost its head (like ya do). I also bought a box of Jesus Band-Aids in Seattle. It contained a Jesus action figure. Thus, Centaur Jesus was born. I call him HeyZeus because he’s mythological but also Jesus.
There’s also this great video from back in the day: New Testament Wine Cooler
What a catchy tune!
Matt also referred me to this video about DinoJesus.
What’s your favorite Jesus-related thing?
<3 me Illusions. need to read again.
http://raptorjesuscamp.ytmnd.com/
Still trying to arrange a ride to your soiree. The last place a blue-haired minority wants to get pulled over alone is Marinsville, IN.
I can go with Maria, but she doesn’t get off until 11PM, and
Brian will probably stay the night.
do you have to work the next day? what’s preventing you from staying over?
Good point. Nothing!
I belch, fart, and drool in my sleep, and frequently wet the bed.
I take it that won’t be a problem. I’ll probably see you Friday then!
comic, sfw
This one’s kinda NSFW, but I have you to blame for it, bl00
Also, speaking of Jesus and dinosaurs:
another comic for you (sfw)
likewise
YAY CENTAUR JESUS!!!
Excellent! Thanks for posting this – and I’ll echo – Illusions is a pretty good read. 😀
As for favorite Jesus things – I think I have to with Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. I’m not sure anything can beat that….
“Is that you, bowl of cherries?”
BODY OF CHRIST
My favorite Jesus-related thing is The New Testament!!777!!1one
Read it sometime, heathen.
I think she’s looking for something with a little more internal consistency. At the very least, The Jefferson Bible is a little more readable.
Personally, I’d suggest a gospel outside of the canon.
Lamb: The Gospel of Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal, by Christopher Moore.
“Noah’s ark is a problem.”
Psh. The Bible is totally consistent. My mommy told me so.
“HeyZeus” – I like it. you’re a clever kiddo
my jesus related thing is:
The baby jesus butt plug.
seriously.
or if you’re into older, wood-ier jesus
If you like Christ. Check ou Behold the Man by Michael Moorcock or Live from Golgotha! by Gore Vidal. Good reads on that whole Jesus thing.
I do so LOVE me some Jesus…
my favorite jesus related thing is…
“ha ha ho ho hee hee”
bonus points to anyone who can name the character and book this quote is from!
Lamb is pretty fucking awesome.
My mom works at a dollar store in the mid-west & she sent me some things in my Christmas package from her store…one was a stress ball that says “jesus loves you”. har har!!
My favorite Jesus-related thing?
Probably this thing(y):
I’m trying to ponder what these mysterious “miraculous powers” it possesses are…hmmm…
Jesus Christ Super Star (Original Cast Recording rather than the movie…), and Plastic Jesus by The Flaming Lips…
And since very few can explain what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ, Jesus HeyZeus Christ? Mayhaps?
Squeezes! (Gena.)
actually, it stands for Highlander….
lol jesus
My favorite Jesus related thing is the enthusiastic “Jesus Rocks!” poster carried during the Hosanna song in the 90s remake of Jesus Christ Superstar.