Hello all.
I have too much crap.
In honor of this crap, I will present it to you. It’s actually quite nice crap, I just have no further use for it. Monetary offerings are accepted, but not necessarily necessary.
1. Sparkly shoes. Around a size 10. Several people have expressed interest in these, but I forget who, so step right up.
2. laser guns. These things are awesome, but I no longer have a use for them. If the batteries were to be replaced in the red ones, I have no doubt that they would vibrate, light-up, and make sounds.
3. Mirror things. Again, pretty. Oooh.
4. Brightly colored cap gun.
5. Gaelic tapes. I have desperately wanted to learn Gaelic for most of my life, but given my difficulties with Latin-based languages I’d say my chances are pretty close to nil. I hope these go to a good home, mostly so you can whisper Gaelic in my ear.
6. USB iPod cable and plug
7. Books
a. The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan
b. The Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams
c. Unfinished Tales by JRR Tolkien
d. The Japanese Mind by Davies and Ikeno
e. The Best Democracy Money Can Buy by Greg Palast
f. Stupid White Men by Michael Moore
g. thoroughly notated Sociology Stats book
Please post a comment or send an e-mail if interested.
What kind of Gaelic tapes? If Irish, I would be obliged if I could provide their new home.
They are actually Scottish… I had looked for Irish Gaelic tapes, but apparently not a lot of demand for Gaelic in general.
Maybe I’m weird but I think buying the laser guns would be worth it just to arrange a clandestine arms deal and put a surreal wrinkle in the brain of some random and unsuspecting truck stop waitress.
This made me giggle.
Does it mean you want the guns?
Actually, yeah. They seem like cool things to use as a props in a shoot and then pass along. Which, judging from your icon, is precisely what you did… and I’ll be happy to carry on the tradition.
I don’t know what those would be worth to you in cash money but I’d be willing to fund some of your booze at the next Axis or do an interesting crap swap if you’re game for that sort of bartering.
I love swaps, especially when it has to do with booze.
I’d be willing to trade bizarre sexual favours for the mirrors. Or money or Tesla stories or long talks about Guy Debord or insect people or whatever you want that I can provide.
Is it wrong that I love your icon?
…I mean, not like THAT, but…
No, not wrong at all.
Ooooh, there’s a difference between bizarre sexual favors and Tesla stories…??!!
Solely the difference between “During” and “After”, as far as I’m concerned.
Well, Tesla stories can be considered a subset of things relating to Bizarre sexual favors…
Ok, that’s going in the Uber-Venn.
Well, they are like peanut butter and chocolate.
We’ll work it out ; D
Excccelllent…
Shiny shoes?! Oooh. I totally don’t believe that you have size 10 feet, though– how is that possible?
p.s.– I’d also be interested in the Tolkien book, as I haven’t read that one.
size 10 in women, size 8 in men.
If nobody else claims them, could I come take a look? I’d be happy to make you, oh, some bellydance bling in trade?
Also, don’t forget that you still have your pick at a Knitted Thingie from me. 🙂