I have too much crap.
In honor of this crap, I will present it to you. It’s actually quite nice crap, I just have no further use for it. Monetary offerings are accepted, but not necessarily necessary.
1. Sparkly shoes. Around a size 10. Several people have expressed interest in these, but I forget who, so step right up.
laser guns. These things are awesome, but I no longer have a use for them. If the batteries were to be replaced in the red ones, I have no doubt that they would vibrate, light-up, and make sounds.
Mirror things. Again, pretty. Oooh.
4. Brightly colored cap gun.
5. Gaelic tapes. I have desperately wanted to learn Gaelic for most of my life, but given my difficulties with Latin-based languages I’d say my chances are pretty close to nil. I hope these go to a good home, mostly so you can whisper Gaelic in my ear.
6. USB iPod cable and plug
a. The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan
b. The Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams
Unfinished Tales by JRR Tolkien
d. The Japanese Mind by Davies and Ikeno
e. The Best Democracy Money Can Buy by Greg Palast
f. Stupid White Men by Michael Moore
g. thoroughly notated Sociology Stats book
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