Star Trek opening day

So in order to keep sane (or at least prevent even more insanity), the upstairs lawyers and I do post-it note jokes on the coffee pots. Usually has something to do with the day. Today’s:

The Easter Egg, found elsewhere in the same kitchen, which refers to why the Captain wouldn’t notice:

The follow-up note posted by one of the attorneys, and my response:

No, most of them didn’t get it. But it’s for my own giggling purposes, thankyouverymuch.

So excited to see the movie tonight! I know there’s no Picard, but it’s a start.

231 thoughts on “Star Trek opening day

  1. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  2. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  3. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  4. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  5. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  6. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  7. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  8. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  9. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  10. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  11. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  12. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  13. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  14. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  15. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  16. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  17. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  18. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  19. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  20. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  21. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  22. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.

  23. 1. Picard, while hot in that old pedophile kind of way, is far too into Wesley to ever notice you. You’re just not in his league sweetie, sorry. Someone had to tell you.

    2. Kirk’s got time for all his honey’s. He’s having sex with you RIGHT NOW and you were so rocked that it will take six weeks before you realize it ever happened. And he won’t even call you after, because he’s already left for his next sextacular adventure.

    Also he gave you space-herpes.

    Yikes.